Archive for January, 2008



There Will Be Blood

Rated: R Running Time: 158 Minutes Year: 2007 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: What does Daniel Day-Lewis look like? I assume everyone has head about this movie.  Daniel Day-Lewis gives the preformance of a life time, best movie of the year, bla bla bla.  The story of an oil man starting in Texas, and the life […]

Rambo

Rated: R Running Time:  93 Minutes Year: 2008 Boobs: One Pair One Sentence: Rambo can still kick your ass. I saw this over a week ago but I just had a lot going on and then the site went down so I could not write the review I am sorry.  Sly is awesome.  He seems […]

20 GB a month!!!

Thank you everyone!  On the 28th you might have noticed, that it said my bandwidth limit was exceded.  That limit was 20GB of transfer in a month.  I got the site back up and upgraded to 70GB a month.  So hopefully that will last a while.  I would like to say thank you to everyone […]

Crank

Rated: R Running Time: 93 Minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: 3 pairs?  more? One Sentence: Balls to the wall action.  After what I thought was a less than awesome balls to the wall action flick in Shoot Em Up, I think I took Crank out of my queue.  I had lost faith.  However my friend told […]

Teeth

Rated: R  Very R Running Time: 88 Minutes Year: 2008 Boobs: One Pair One Sentence:  This is one fucked up movie right here. Vagina Dentata, that is the myth that spawned the writer/director to make this movie.  It is the myth of a woman with a toothy vagina, and that a hero must come to […]

Cloverfield

Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 90 Minutes Year: 2008 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: There is a giant monster in it. STFU about the hype.  I am tired of it.  Yes there was a badass trailer that everyone freaked out about.  It was a good trailer, it made people want to know more, and then the name […]

Fido

Rated: R Running Time: 91 Minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: It's like a good zombie comedy, without the good, funny parts. So I am not sure the story on this movie.  Netflix said I would like it, but before then I never had heard of it.  It had Carrie-Anne Moss and Billy Connolly […]




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