Rated: G Running Time: 103 Minutes Year: 2008 Nudity: None One Sentence: I still think Monsters Inc. was better. It has been a wild weekend for Wall-E. 97% on Rotten Tomatoes, over 60 million at the box office, countless postive reviews from just about everyone. Me included, I enjoyed Wall-E quite a bit. I would […]
Archive for June, 2008
Rated: R Running Time: 99 Minutes Year: 2007 Nudity: None One Sentence: 3 acts, 3 directors, 3 visions, 1 great movie. I am not sure when I first heard of The Signal, if it was at Fantastic Fest last year, or just a little more recently where there was another screening. Everyone seemed very excited […]
Netflix says fuck you customer were taking away your profiles.
Published by The Reviewer June 19th, 2008 in The Reviewer. 4 CommentsToday I awake to an e-mail from netflix. It tells me that my profiles are going away. A profile is a second queue under my account to allow for what I want in that second queue, you set number of rentals per queue and then get movies from each. You could use this second queue […]
Rated: PG-13 Running Time: Too Long Year: 2008 Nudity: None One Sentence: Stephen Colbert was the only thing good in this movie. Holy fucking shit, I can not believe how horrible this movie was. I mean I was at least semi hopeful, it had JT in a big old mustache, playing Jacques "Da Coq" Grande, […]
Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 110 minutes Year: 2008 Nudity: None One Sentence: Smart enough. I had faith, it looked funny so I was excited about seeing it. I know that Evan Almighty was a crapfest, but I have faith in Steve Carell and Dwayne Johnson, I just love. So I was excited. I didn't think […]
Rated: R Running Time: 84 Minutes Year: 2008 Nudity: 4 Boobs One Sentence: It's a scary movie, but it's a comedy. Last night was the World Premeire of Baghead, the new movie by The Duplass Brothers. The last movie they did was The Puffy Chair, which was mildly popular in Austin and then has done […]
Well today I have arrived ladies and gentlemen! That is right as of today I am officially on a wikipedia page that I did not put there myself. Sure it is a small link on a small page, but that doesn't matter. I feel like this is the beginning of something great for […]
