Archive for November, 2009



Fantastic Mr. Fox

Rated: PG Running Time: 87 Minutes Release Date: 25-Nov-2009 Nudity: None One Sentence: Perfect Thanksgiving family movie.  I was very wary of this movie.  Wes Anderson who I feel is not consistent, along with some awkward animation could have led to a very bad movie.  As the movie started the animation took a bit to […]

Ninja Assassin

Rated: R Running Time: 99 Minutes Release Date: 25-Nov-2009 Nudity: None One Sentence: A whole lot of dark bloody ninjas.  There was a time when there were more ninja movies than you could name.  They had ninja in black, blue, red and there were army's of them.  They were led by an evil ninja master, […]

The Blind Side

Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 128 Minutes Release Date: 20-Nov-2009 Nudity: None One Sentence: Why are sports movies always good? As I wrote the sentence above I can't think of very many sports movies I didn't like.  Well there are the sequels of Major League that might not be too good, but let's say it seems […]

New Moon

Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 130 Minutes (Yes over 2 hours long) Release Date: 20-Nov-2009 Nudity: Nothing but young 20 something men acting like teens taking off their shirts. One Sentence: An almost completely unbearable 2 hour experience. I know I am not the target audience, but I also think I am not the target audience […]

Pirate Radio

Rated: R Running Time: 135 Minutes Release Date: 13-Nov-2009 Nudity: Picture One Sentence: Get on the boat it might save you from the end of the world! Looking at this poster it comes as no surprise that I very much liked this movie.  At the top it says, from the creator of Four Weddings and […]

The Men Who Stares At Goats

Rated: R Running Time: 93 Minutes Release Date: 06-Nov-2009 Nudity: Some quick boobs.  One Sentence: It felt like a bad Coen Brothers movie.  Quarky characters, an odd story, an attempted message and George Clooney.  Today when I looked on IMDB I was surprised to see The Men Who Stare At Goats was not directed or […]

The Fourth Kind

Rated: PG-13 Running Time:  98 Minutes Release Date: 06-Nov-2009 Nudity: None One Sentence: The Blair Witch Alien Project. So in this version there are Aliens, instead of Witches.  The story is mildly convincing.  There are parts that some will consider scary, and the movie overall is an entertaining movie however it pulls some Blair Witch […]




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