One Sentence: Sometimes that 8 minutes seemed like an hour. Rated: PG-13 Release Date: 01-Apr-2011 Nudity: None I am sitting here thinking about what to write about Source Code. I know I want to say I liked it, I thought it was fun, inventive, it felt original and worth seeing. I thought that Jake Gyllenhaal […]
Archive for March, 2011
One Sentence: Stylish crap in a short skit. Rated: PG-13 Release Date: 25-Mar-2011 Nudity: None I get it, I get why you want to go see this movie. I can’t blame you, it looks amazing. Maybe a little overdone and that it is pandering to your weaknesses like being male, or liking shiny things. I […]
Red Riding Hood Movie Review
Published by The Reviewer March 11th, 2011 in Action Movies. 0 CommentsOne Sentence: The movie got better or worse depending on if Gary Oldman was in the movie. Rated: PG-13 Release Date: 11-Mar-2011 Nudity: None Ugh, I don’t even know what to say about this movie, can I say that there were some parts of it I liked. Is that ok to say, am I going […]
One Sentence: It is as bad as you think it is. Rated: PG Release Date: 04-Mar-2011 Nudity: None Rango is as confusing a movie as it looks. The things that run through your head like Johnny Depp is attached to it and he doesn't do bad movies but it looks so weird that you really […]
The Adjustment Bureau Movie Review
Published by The Reviewer March 4th, 2011 in Action Movies. 0 CommentsOne Sentence: Phillip K. Dick does it again Rated: PG-13 Release Date: 04-Mar-2011 Nudity: None Phillip K. Dick wrote a short story that this movie is based on, he also wrote the books or stories Total Recall, Minority Report and Blade Runner are based on. The ideas of humanity, choice, memory, history, and science fiction […]
One Sentence: A bit cooler and nothing like Twilight at all. Rated: PG-13 Release Date: 04-Mar-2011 Nudity: None So going into this movie all I could think about was Bella Swan and her two topless boys staring at each other while nothing happens for 2 hours. I figured Beastly was going to be more of […]
