One Sentence: The scariest depiction of Zombies across the world. Rated: R Nudity: None After Credits Scene: No There is no delay in Zombies, there is no set up, there is no warning, there are just zombies. Scary fast fucking zombies. 28 Days Later gave us a look at fast zombies. The loss of nations […]
Archive for June, 2013
Monsters University Movie Review
Published by The Reviewer June 20th, 2013 in Family Movies. 0 CommentsOne Sentence: The classic underdog college movie, monster style. Rated: G Nudity: None After Credits Scene: Yes Monsters Inc, is my favorite Pixar movie. I loved the creativity of it, the color, the story, Boo, Mike and Sully. So I was excited about the prequel Monsters University. I wasn’t getting my hopes up, but I […]
One Sentence: A completely unremarkable experience. Rated: PG-13 After Credits Scene: No Nudity: None I feel sorry for anyone directing a super hero movie, especially a Superman one. The expectation are so high, the past movies so bad, and there is just so much sitting on your shoulders. You better not mess up this story […]
One Sentence: It does make you ask yourself that question. Rated: R Nudity: None After Credits: None I am tagging The Purge as a thriller. I am doing this because there is nothing supernatural in it. It is not gratuitous in it’s blood and gore, and it deals with the emotions of people in a […]
The Kings Of Summer Movie Review
Published by The Reviewer June 6th, 2013 in Comedy Movies. 0 CommentsOne Sentence: A coming of age film that I think every kid should see. Rated: R Nudity: None After Credits Scene: Yes I was getting tired of those independents that are all about hipsters being hipstery with their muted toned blazers and their lost love issues. It seemed like every movie coming out was […]
One Sentence: Everyone plays themselves and it is awesome. Rated: R Release Date: 7-Jun-2013 Nudity: Some penis. I can’t think of anything more I would love than a comedy where all my favorite comedy actors play themselves and the end of the world happens. It really is an amazing idea and if done right […]
