One Sentence: Better than Journey 1 for sure. Rated: PG Release Date: 10th Feb 2012 Nudity: None After the debacle that was the first Journey To The Center Of The Earth, I was not excited about seeing Journey 2 the return of the cash grab. Everything about this movie seemed less than it’s horrible predecessor, […]
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Journey 2 The Mysterous Island Movie Review
Published by The Reviewer February 9th, 2012 in Movies. 0 CommentsOne Sentence: I do not remember this story in 1988. Rated: PG Release Date: 03-Feb-2012 Nudity: None I think just about everyone already knows if they want to see Big Miracle or not. You already know how the movie is going to end, and you already know how the movie will play out. The great […]
One Sentence: The ghosts from Hogwarts got mean. Rated: PG-13 Release Date: 03-Feb-2012 Nudity: None The Woman In Black is a February horror movie. Starring Daniel Radcliffe it has some things going for it and some things that are standing against it. First February horror movies in general are bad. They are not good enough […]
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close Movie Review
Published by The Reviewer January 19th, 2012 in Movies. 0 CommentsOne Sentence: Your master crafted Oscar contender. Rated: PG-13 Release Date: 20-Jan-2012 Nudity: None Lets go over the list. Sandra Bullock, Tom Hanks, A child with a possible learning disability, 9/11, A dead father, Writer Eric Roth, and many others that have worked on Oscar nominated and award winning films. This is your power house […]
One Sentence: Minnesota makes you crazy. Rated: R Release Date: 16-Dec-2011 Nudity: None The team that brought you Juno is back with another Confused Adult Life Choice Reflection Independent Feeling movie that might or might not be good, but you could never say it wasn’t good because it’s so real. Bleh. I am just about […]
One Sentence: 3 musical numbers, 2 funny jokes, 1 horrible movie, HAPPY NEW YEAR! Rated: PG-13 Release Date: 09-Dec-2011 Nudity: None Ugh, do I really have to spend the time to write about 300 words about this movie. It had more than 300 stars in it, so I guess I could try to muster up […]
One Sentence: Do people in Hawaii really wear Hawaiian shirts? Rated: R Release Date: 16-Nov-2011 Nudity: None I just had a conversation with friends that there had not been a lot of good movies this year. Overall the feel was Hollywood and crap, with very little that we would feel would get a best picture […]
