Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 149 Minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: I am related to Jesus. Now before we get into this one, if I decided to go to school forever and get a PHD in something, it would most likely have been religious studies. So what that means […]
Archive for May, 2006
Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 104 minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: It's based off of a comic book ya know. This is going to be short… 120 million. New Memorial Day record. Brett Ratner is going to get to make more movies. The movie […]
Rated: R Running Time: 102 Minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: 1 boob and 1 penis One Sentence: The most accurate portrayal of art school as we know it. There was a point where I was thinking about money, and school and life and things, and I thought to myself. Man […]
Rated: R Running Time: 92 minutes Year: 2005 Boobs: Zero, thanks to Tom Cruise One Sentence: No one is seen smoking a cigarette in the entire movie. "Why is America the greatest country in the world?" "Our endless appeal process." In the midst of Tom Cruise and his missions, […]
Rated: PG Running Time: 96 Minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: Is a turtle a forager? Over the Hedge is Dreamworks new baby, hoping for the big cash in from their previous stuff like Shrek, after a mildly weak showing with Shark Tale. Over the Hedge however is not an […]
Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 99 Minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: Rogue waves are real I looked them up. I have never seen the Poseidon Adventure, it is in the netflix queue, but it came out before I was born and I have never gotten around to it. It pretty […]
Or it is going to be in the next week or so. Survivor ended last night, and that is the last episode of it I am going to watch, we are giving up on Survivor and American Idol after this season. It took up too much time. We are […]


