Archive for May, 2006



The Da Vinci Code

Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 149 Minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: I am related to Jesus. Now before we get into this one, if I decided to go to school forever and get a PHD in something, it would most likely have been religious studies. So what that means is I pretty much totally […]

X-men The Last Stand

Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 104 minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: It's based off of a comic book ya know. This is going to be short… 120 million. New Memorial Day record. Brett Ratner is going to get to make more movies. The movie did not suck in any way at all. I do […]

Art School Confidential

Rated: R Running Time: 102 Minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: 1 boob and 1 penis One Sentence: The most accurate portrayal of art school as we know it. There was a point where I was thinking about money, and school and life and things, and I thought to myself. Man this art shit is crap. I […]

Thank You For Smoking

Rated: R Running Time: 92 minutes Year: 2005 Boobs: Zero, thanks to Tom Cruise One Sentence: No one is seen smoking a cigarette in the entire movie. "Why is America the greatest country in the world?" "Our endless appeal process." In the midst of Tom Cruise and his missions, and the Vatican telling you to […]

Over The Hedge

Rated: PG Running Time: 96 Minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: Is a turtle a forager? Over the Hedge is Dreamworks new baby, hoping for the big cash in from their previous stuff like Shrek, after a mildly weak showing with Shark Tale. Over the Hedge however is not an original idea, at least […]

Poseidon

Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 99 Minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: Rogue waves are real I looked them up. I have never seen the Poseidon Adventure, it is in the netflix queue, but it came out before I was born and I have never gotten around to it. It pretty much launched the disaster […]

Season is over

Or it is going to be in the next week or so. Survivor ended last night, and that is the last episode of it I am going to watch, we are giving up on Survivor and American Idol after this season. It took up too much time. We are keeping The Amazing Race and LOST, […]




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