Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 115 Minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: This movie is not nearly as funny as they made it seem to be. I can see now why no one talked about this movie. While it seems to be standing tall and has something to say about our culture, American politics […]
Archive for May, 2007
Man Of The Year
Published by The Reviewer May 30th, 2007 in Comedy Movies, Drama Movies, Movie Reviews and Movies. 1 CommentPirates Of The Caribbean: At World’s End
Published by The Reviewer May 29th, 2007 in Action Movies, Movie Reviews and Movies. 1 CommentRated: PG-13 Running Time: 168 Minutes Year: 2007 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: So like, who is the bad guy? I feel horrible, so I apologize in advance for this review, if it sucks. Not that any of my other reviews don't suck, this one just might be especially worthless. This movie would of had to […]
Foleyvision: Japanese Spiderman
Published by The Reviewer May 24th, 2007 in Alamo Drafthouse. 1 CommentSometimes I have to change it up. I can't just watch movies, sometimes I need to watch foreign 70's kids shows based on American Superheroes with all of the audio and voices done live in the theater. You know because that is just how I roll. So in Japan, everyone has to have a giant […]
Shrek The Third
Published by The Reviewer May 22nd, 2007 in Comedy Movies, Family Movies, Movie Reviews and Movies. 0 CommentsRated: PG Running Time: 92 Minutes Year: 2007 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: We need a Snow White spin off movie. Well it didn't break any records set by Spider-Man 3, but it still did pretty well with 121 million dollars for the weekend. I think everyone involved should be happy with that. The list […]
The Red Balloon
Published by The Reviewer May 18th, 2007 in Drama Movies, Family Movies, Movie Reviews and Movies. 1 CommentRated: NR Running Time: 3.14 Minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: The Red Balloon is short on time but big on story. How much time do you need to tell a story? A story that really keeps you interested, has a backstory, a conflict and a resolution. That really makes you feel good that […]
Flushed Away
Published by The Reviewer May 16th, 2007 in Family Movies, Movie Reviews and Movies. 1 CommentRated: PG Running Time: 90 Minutes Year: 2006 Boobs: Zero One Sentence: Even Aardman is using computers now. Aardman studios has been behind many many films and cartoons that we have seen. All done with claymation. Movies like Chicken Run and Wallace and Gromit curse of the Wererabbit. After large success with the last 2 […]
28 Weeks Later
Published by The Reviewer May 15th, 2007 in Horror Movies, Movie Reviews and Movies. 1 CommentRated: R Running Time: 99 Minutes Year: 2007 Boobs: 1 pair One Sentence: It's like the first one, only half a year later. 28 days later was awesome. It really made everyone look at what a zombie movie could be. That you can change the rules, and make an amazing movie. Fast paced, great shots, […]
